Dear Bunnies........
I know you can see read this because it seems everyone and their brother has a blog, a Facebook, a MySpace or tweet so I am imploring you..........
GO AWAY!!!
Yes at first I welcomed you.....
You were all so darn cute especially the little babies!!
And as long as you stayed under the deck and on the hill I could care less. I hate that hill anyway. Eat it all I said. Rejoice:)
And this you did for a long time.........
Until now.........
Now you love my grass which you have destroyed faster than a 140 pound Bull Mastiff on a hot summer day!!
You love to poop on my outdoor rug and lounge chairs. Why do need to get on those by the way?
You think my container gardens are for your own personal entertainment. Which you do not eat the plants. I guess you do not like ivy or succulents but you still insist on rummaging your big bunny butts through them! Why??
Possibly because you just went thru my herb garden out front and chewed the basil, thyme, chive and parsley plants down to the ground like an efficient lawnmower. Perhaps your full or need to rest? And you don't like oregano so I take it you're not Italian??
So little bunnies you've seen those big boys who live here right? You know the one's that like to shoot soda cans and my gnomes with pellet guns. Yes those boys........
Well guess what keep it up and your next!
You've also probably noticed the traps set out in some of my neighbors yards and yes I laughed as hard as you did when I saw those. But you know what that means right? I am not the only one not buying your little bunny cuteness anymore....
So watch your backs little bunnies.......
and I wouldn't be crossing the street so non chalantly anymore either........
You've been warned.......
Oh and guess what........
you can't have this........
I've gotten wise to you. So just stand back and get teary eyed because unless you grow wings there is no way in hell your getting to it........
Now I have to go pick up the mess you made......
Peace!